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Olfson

A Frequently Misspelled word, usually a name. Makes the person who knows how to spell it appear smarter for a bit of time.

Olfsons live very full lives and have many interests. They deal with major issues often and think of it as "normal." An Olfson attempts to be as efficient as possible but spares no money when it comes to health or education.
"How do you spell your last name?"
"O-L-F as in Frank S as in Sugar O-N"
"Ok, let me read it back to you. O-L-S-O-N"
*Repeat a gazillion times*

How frustrating can this get!?! I didn't think this scenario would require an Olfson this soon!
by Sanity enjoyment November 17, 2011
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Olaus

Big little Norwegian bear, with down-syndrom and need tablets at night beacuse he cant sleep
Look at that fucking Olaus.... gulrot
by Gugbear64 June 5, 2017
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Olaus

Olaus is a Norwegian word for a machine, a machine that is absolutely unstoppable and beats everyone and everything.
There is only one way to stop this machine, and that is if it get struck by lightning.
The word comes from the legend himself, Olaus Oserud Bentzen. He is an absolute machine in every sport he takes part in, Cross-country skiing, Mountain Biking, Running and even swimming.
"Shit, look at that guy over there!!"
"Damn, he has got to be the best Olaus that is here right now"
by MammaH2611 October 2, 2018
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Oafus

Oafus

An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing

3. Talking properly

4. Any physical activity involving skill

As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
by Me and tom April 15, 2019
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Olius

The most caring, weird, mysterious guy you'll ever meet.
Guy: oh what's up olius

Olius: hey man!
by That_Unkown.girl✧*。 October 26, 2019
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oluseye

A beauty to behold who doesn't care what people has to say about her. She has rich, thick, dark hair and beautiful eyes. She is always kind, smart, and diligent. She is very hard working and doesn't let anyone distract her. She cares about her family and will help you feel better when you are at your worst times. As you get to know her, you can tell that she can be a little bossy, but that is because she is a true-born leader. She also loves to have fun by spending time with her friends and watching movies. She is one of the most smart, and kind girl you will ever know and have as a friend.
" Have you seen her?! She is so beautiful and kind. She looks smart too! She reminds me of Oluseye!
by Tolswiss November 26, 2020
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olfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf

you just searched up the longest name and used the last name for that tiktok trend
the longest last name olfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf is a tik tok lolowkdlasdwa
by uwu cat soot June 26, 2021
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