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To the old lady 

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink
Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages
To the old lady by Lawn chair January 7, 2017

The Old Lady Thin Lip 

When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.
She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.

constipated overrated old lady 

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.

The old lady next door 

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

Politically-Correct Old Lady 

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!