memo ochoa

Mexican nacional goalkeeper played on the 2014 world cup cool and epic saves oleo known as Paco memo his real name is Francisco Gillermo Ochoa Magaña he is the best Mexican goalkeeper in mexico in my opinion oleo good body

Fan # 1 : o OMG thanks ochoa you saved us. Fan # 2 Ochoa your the best memo Ochoa means a good goalkeeper

by Kinggoku1122 November 25, 2017

ochsa

n. An arts school in California.
adj. used to describe something artsy, peculiar, or trailmix-ish.

Example 1. "I go to OCHSA."
Example 2. "That's so OCHSA!"

by Lisz. June 14, 2007

Ocular insemination

The act of giving you're mate a good facial and getting it in their eye. Also works well with Nasal and Aural insemination in the nose and ears respectively.

Dude that guy just gave her an Ocular Insemination!

by Sol_Invictus December 21, 2007

OHLAP

Oklahoma Higher Learner Access Program (abbrev. OHLAP) is an Oklahoma's Promise scholarship granted for low income parents. Parents with an income of less than $50,000 a year and high school student(s) who worked their ass off earned it. There are specific high school courses that must be taken in order for OHLAP to be rewarded. OHLAP is one of the fastest growing scholarships in Oklahoma. OHLAP pays full tuition towards your college degree. This is a very godly/Chuck Norris scholarship that people take for granted. To date, over 30,000 students enrolled for OHLAP since its inception (source: my high school counselor). The higher your parent’s income, the better your ACT scores have to be in order to achieve…OHLAP (ACT score of a 30 right here BOOYAH! Flawlessly pwned). In order for the effects of this scholarship to remain beneficial, you must maintain a grade point average of an A> (3.60>.) and "promise" to stay away from trouble (i.e. drugs, alcohol, your mom). This scholarship can only be negated by successfully acquiring your bachelor degree or simply "student of failures." On the negative side of the spectrum, if you procrastinated your ass off and haven't procure your bachelor degree within the five years period, then OHLAP's powerful effects will eventually diminish; hence, your balls will be tragically suppress in a hectic manner (which in turn leads to death of purple balls). Absurdly, OHLAP has some dark secrets to deny its existence by your side (which will, in terms, give you a deadly purple nurple). For more history on OHLAP, you must google it. I'm only here to provide this information b/c I have too much time in my hands. Yes, I know; I'm very immature, but I'm hope you're smart enough to tie your own shoes and determine which information is false (i.e. your balls and breast being mutilated).

Vy and I got OHLAP b/c we pwned every AP courses. And mainly, b/c I can bench press 345lbs in high school and pwned the AP Calculus exam with a five. OHLAP is pleased. HOOAH!

by benchmax345 August 25, 2008

Ocular Rape

The act of sending unsolicited dick pictures or unwarranted sexual acts via direct message, text message, facetime or email without the prior and full consent of the recipient. This typically happens as an attempt to garner a woman's interest in entering into sexual activities, but rarely ends positively.

Dave slid in my DM's with a picture of his dick without me even asking for it...I've just experienced ocular rape.

by TheSexGoddess July 25, 2016

Ocala

Mid sized city in the heart of North Central Florida, with metro population of over 300,000 people, and a core city population of more than 50,000 people.

Rated 15th for fastest growing metro in the U.S.
A Diverse city, with many cultures including the majority Puerto rican area Called "Marion Oaks", and the Majority Jamaican area Called "The Shores"

thought to many to be a mini Orlando, due to Ocala getting the flow over from the many people moving to Orlando.

Some fuck boys call Ocala "SlowCala" they are all Homosexuals, and have anal sex with one another.

A city with ambition, and a bright future.

(Fuck boy who dont like Ocala): "Man SlowCala is wack"
(Guy who reps Ocala) : Batch this Ocala fuck boy, say it again i bet i beat yo pussy ass

by Tha Chief May 4, 2006

hoecala(ocala)

a place where all dem hoes live at

damn she musta come from hoecala!

by yo mama September 10, 2003