obthering

being a complete and utter asshole, and using any means to prove how right you are.

'god, look at him. what an obthering bastard.'

by captainobvious November 15, 2004

obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

Obtruse

1. Like obtuse with an r

2. Obnoxious; Irritating

Boys are so obtruse. They are always square instead of round.

by treekiller789 February 23, 2013

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005

obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

Obtuse

The state of being simultaneously high and in a reclined position

Person 1: "hey do you want to get obtuse?"
Person 2: "of course! When and where?"
Person 1: "20min on the boat"

by CHlMlCHANGA June 24, 2013

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009