An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
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by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
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by Girth Harris July 3, 2022
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by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024
Get the Nutcrackermug. A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023
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Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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