nutcrackers

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005

Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

nutcracker

Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.

"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Nutcracker

That will be your mouth.

Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.

by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.

Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!

by Butt Hed March 19, 2009