top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

by NeverMindWho March 3, 2006

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Two Notch

A term used in Columbia, South Carolina. A road where prostitutes turn tricks. Any girl who walks down that road is accused of being a whore.

"Yeah, I saw her walking down Two Notch...she is such a whore!"

"God, she is such a whore. I bet she works on Two Notch."

by lil_babe11 May 13, 2008

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scotch notch

The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 7, 2009

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top notch

The best something can be, there is no phrase in the world which emphasises the quality of an object/person/situation more than top notch.

Stuart: How was you're date with Lucinda-May?
Edgar: It was TOP NOTCH!
Stuart: Woah, that means that it was better than anything else ever?
Edgar: Yes, because that's what top notch means.

by Stev White April 21, 2007

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Notch’s fedora

Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»

Notch’s fedora, the one the only.

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

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