Nonce

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.

"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".

by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one

Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually

by Obese polar bear May 27, 2019

nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

nonce

A person who likes children in a sexual way.

You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.

by Char SIo Bao November 3, 2022

Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019

Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019