nooty tooties

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.

Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"

by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005

NFTY

north american federation of temple youth or the best damn jew fest for reform youth around...aka a hook up fest...nftyites know how to party and take this very seriously...shabbat is greeted with serious song sessions and dancing...and if you get lucky hooking up...

jew1: hey you going to nfty this weekend?
jew2: yeah its going to be a flippin party
jew1: I want to hook up!
jew2: same--lets go..there are some fly jewish hotties

by KARATEKID September 17, 2005

nifty sex

When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.

70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."

"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."

by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011

Niftys

Doing something niftys, if something isnt good done or broken, you try to ignore it and start something new and hope its exciting enough that all forget about the former project.

I wasnt in the mood to do dishes late at night, so i out it dirty in the cupboard and thought lets do it Niftys and just buy new one tomorrow.

by Anonymous 232323 October 25, 2022

Shutting down nifty’s with the boys

If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.

Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.

by CornerPancake82 January 23, 2020

NFTY

North american federation of temple youth, kick ass place where jews go to hang out. way better than bbyo.

NFTY is the best. jews are so cool

by nwisthebest November 2, 2004

notyourbitch

You WISH you were her or that she wanted you. She is Not Your Bitch

1. Sasrobin is jealous because he can't have notyourbitch.

2. I am notyourbitch.

by Wouldn't You Like to Know November 6, 2004