nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.

“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”

by Brayden Swan “998” February 8, 2018

Nigerian buy back

When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.

Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.

Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)

by wesje November 23, 2009

Nigermare

A dream about dropping the N-bomb at the wrong time, and getting your ass handed to you. It is the darkest dream ever

I had a Nigermare I said Niger outside KFC... all I remember after was darkness

by f2dx December 11, 2009

nigeritist

When you eat too much food, you get tired after and cant do anything.

Josh: Inder whats wrong why cant you work?
Inder: That Zane fucker fed me too much Pizza Pizza now i have nigeritist...
Sam: Damn u got that nigeritist eh!

by BTown OGs October 6, 2011

Nigerian Cocktail

A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.

I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.

by Alntaare May 28, 2013

nigertarian

when a white girl only dates black guys

u 'mary is going out with brandon'
me 'what another black guy?'
u 'yeah shes a nigertarian'

by blec2 October 13, 2014

Nigerian Fun Screen

{Noun} A Nigerian Fun Screen is the black loading screen in Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) that shows up on your TV/monitor when you quit a session. When the screen becomes visible, you will not be able to play the game until you close the program or shut off your console. This can grow to be quite annoying.

Hey man, I gotta close my game because it was stuck on a Nigerian Fun Screen.

by MakarovMan2004 January 2, 2018