jew-niper

noun; a bush that appears to be a normal juniper shrub, but smells like money and burns easily.

See money tree.

Dude, you shoudn't build that fire so close to the jew-niper tree. You remember that fiasco in the '40s?

by James Earl Jones January 14, 2008

nipclarts

A word developed by the Blue Troll to avoid censorship when openly discussing a lady's heaving chesticle region, on a commonly used rugby message board run by a large british broadcasting company.

Keeley has wonderful nipclarts!!!

Keira Knightley's nipclarts make a great reserve in the event of a non erect ironing board

by Blue Troll June 17, 2007

nieceinlaw

that rash you get in your grundle after you come home from the beach.

This nieceinlaw is bothering my taint.

by abji September 17, 2010

Nippclits

Extremely sensitive nipples on a woman.

Omg, easy!... My nipples are as sensitive as my clitoris!... They are like nippclits!

by PinkSafire BlackDiamond February 26, 2012

nipcake

When a girls nipples are so big they resemble pancakes.

Hey bro did you see Brittany's nipcakes?

by alec28 April 16, 2014

niece know

to know someone tangentially through their niece.

Dude! I might not know Obama, but I totally niece know him! That's right, I met Leslie Robinson at one of her games at Princeton!

by DAVEthelegendarywatchmanofoakl June 21, 2018

Nipicist

One who takes great pleasure in checking or obsessing over their nipples.

Person 1: Ronny man, you're such a freaking nipicist. You're always playing with your nipples in the mirror!
Person 2: Well bro, when your nipples look this good it's hard not to pay attention to them! I guess I am a nipicist!

by Nipicist December 10, 2018