Ning Haps

Nothing happening at the moment.

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?

by Saendeez October 23, 2012

Ning-ning

a term used as a gay slur to asians.

“Stop being such a ning-ning bRo”

by mingmingboun December 5, 2018

Ning ning

The immature boys who run around school grounds making motorbike noises thinking their well hard and road men !

Phoebe and Daisy were half way through a sentence... suddenly a group of chavvy wannabe road men run by ...

“ NING NING NING NINGGGGGGG”

What benders !

by Roadmengang1 February 26, 2019

Ning nong

A ning nong is a complete fucking wanker and should choke on riley reids left ass cheek

Anna is such a ning nong she cant even do her goddam japanese assignment

by Eatyourvegies May 9, 2019

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( F**** R*****) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

ning-nong

cocaine

The toilets were busy at the party because loads of people were on the nasal ning-nong...

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021