A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
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Ryan: you got nessied bitch
Ryan: you got nessied bitch
by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009
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Etymology: From the latin "Nescio Verbum" which literally translates "I don't know the word".
Etymology: From the latin "Nescio Verbum" which literally translates "I don't know the word".
e1:
“Hey mom, what is whipped cream made out of?”
“Nescierbum.”
“And what’s that?”
“Idk google it.”
e2:
“Hey Bob, why are you late for work?”
“I was nescierbumming.”
“Wow, that sounds totally important and proves you were definetly not sleeping.”
e3:
“Hey man, do you remember the name of that phenomenon that makes animals evolve into crabs? I need it for my science work.”
“Yeh man, it was nescierbumification.”
“Hey mom, what is whipped cream made out of?”
“Nescierbum.”
“And what’s that?”
“Idk google it.”
e2:
“Hey Bob, why are you late for work?”
“I was nescierbumming.”
“Wow, that sounds totally important and proves you were definetly not sleeping.”
e3:
“Hey man, do you remember the name of that phenomenon that makes animals evolve into crabs? I need it for my science work.”
“Yeh man, it was nescierbumification.”
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by nes li han March 24, 2023
Get the neslihan mug.Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.
*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
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