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neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.
by worlddom September 15, 2008
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Neapolitan

When a menstruating woman sticks her hand down her pants, wipes her private parts and slaps you in the face.
I once upset a lady so much that she stuck her hands down her pants, slapped my face and gave me a "Neapolitan".
by waldinky January 30, 2022
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Neapolitan Sanchez

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!
by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014
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Neapolitan ice cream

1 a nickname for sarv

2 an ice cream made of chocolate vanilla and strawberry
1 sarv s nickname is Neapolitan ice cream

2 ice cream
by A.Girl.O.T.I July 18, 2021
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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neapolitan bang

a threesome in which all sexual partners are either lined up from top to bottom or side to side with one partner being Caucasian (white), one partner being African-American (black) and one partner being Native American (red)
Wife: I can't believe our daughter convince her black husband to have the future chief of the local tribe to have sex with them.
Husband: I should have seen this neapolitan bang coming after she always wanted her ice cream that way as a kid.
by Dave W. Deathrock July 30, 2010
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Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"
by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013
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