chewed nipple look

Said of a woman who appears from her dress, make-up, etc. to be "worn" as a consequence of having had a large number of sexual partners.

She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!

by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010

nipplemuahs

Giant kisses on the nipple.

1. After my girlfriend bought me my favorite movie, I gave her lots of nipplemuahs.

2. person one: *hug*
person two: *nipplemuahs*

by vampirical May 8, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Nipple nose Trout

Term for a used condom floating in a body of water.

I was enjoying a nice day fishing, until I reeled in a nipple nose trout.

by Franklin June 19, 2006

Nipple Frig

When a man with exceptionally erect nipples, inserts them into the lady's va-jj in a thrusting motion to provide a kind of average pleasure wave. Popular practice on the european continent.

Popularised by British comedy duo Anna & Tom.

"I'm not in the mood for sex, but my god, i would just kill for a good old nipple frig"

by Frigsters April 19, 2010

nipple tickler

One who either enjoys or enjoys giving a friend or lover a good tickle upon the nipple.

Alyssa sure enjoys Sam, an arousing nipple tickler.

by Samantha Molock May 2, 2008