Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

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Napoleon Hunting

When a big girl goes after a guy who is noticeably smaller in stature

Dude you see that chick wes left with
Yeah she was totally Napoleon hunting tonight

by Goolick August 1, 2008

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Naproxen

Naproxen is in a group of drugs called nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs). Naproxen works by reducing hormones that cause inflammation and pain in the body.

Naproxen is used to treat pain or inflammation caused by conditions such as arthritis, ankylosing spondylitis, tendinitis, bursitis, gout, or menstrual cramps.

my back is killing me so the doctor prescribed me naproxen

by abdul972 January 15, 2009

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Napoleon Dynamitus

Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.

by coolguyjim June 26, 2005

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A short dead dude.

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."

by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011

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Naboona

A slang word for a medical problem where a male is unable to develop or maintain an erection for sexual activity; otherwise known as erectile dysfunction. Derived from the words "No" and "Boner" Naboona is made.

"He Naboonaed last night".

"I have naboona"

by Nat0418 May 2, 2009

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