The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
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(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)
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Names on urban dictionary:
Harold- The coolest guy on earth. Always cheers you up no matter what and is really funny.
That's not true. He is a 27 year old who drinks alcohol, plays fortnite, and has no sense of humor.
Billy- The sweetest boyfriend on the planet that all the hot chicks want.
False. Billy is a 19 year old virgin and has no girlsl.
Harold- The coolest guy on earth. Always cheers you up no matter what and is really funny.
That's not true. He is a 27 year old who drinks alcohol, plays fortnite, and has no sense of humor.
Billy- The sweetest boyfriend on the planet that all the hot chicks want.
False. Billy is a 19 year old virgin and has no girlsl.
by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020
Get the Names on urban dictionary mug.Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.
"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"
"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"
"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"
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Get the kick ass and take names mug.When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.
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Get the Who Names their Monkey Cat mug.They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.
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Get the People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary mug.Taking names - yes, total domination, all that. But its origins are old school: when a military unit wipes out an opposing military unit so completely that they cease to exist as a unit, that unit's name is taken. Once upon a time, their colors - their flag - was taken. Think about an MC being stripped of their cuts.
"I was in Marine Recon in Vietnam. We were kickin' ass and taking names - called in an arclight strike on a whole division of NVA." (To be clear - this is an example...no personal claims here.)
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