Jay: You mean nobody commented on your product idea at all?
Joe: Yeah, I must have been on chat mute.
Joe: Yeah, I must have been on chat mute.
by Lunarrover March 5, 2013
A point so stupid that if it was uttered in a Zoom meeting, you would be muted for the remainder of the meeting.
Person A: “I don’t hold a hose, it’s not a race.”
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute
Rest of Australia: applause
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute
Rest of Australia: applause
by Layla Lovelace April 21, 2022
A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009
It was ten minutes before Robert realized that the eloquent argument he made was actually a mute point.
by mmaarrkkuu March 12, 2008
The set-to-be-insane sophomore effort of The Mars Volta, set to be released on March 1st.
Oddly enough, Frances of Rome is the patron saint of widows. Her feast day is March 9th, which I think would be a much more fitting day for release of the album.
Oddly enough, Frances of Rome is the patron saint of widows. Her feast day is March 9th, which I think would be a much more fitting day for release of the album.
by El_Gordo February 27, 2005
Probably the best Album to come out in 2005 this year. The Mars Volta push the limits of prog rock with this album. Focusing their album more on song length, TMV did something very unique with this album. Basically having one whole song cut up into sections.
Frances the Mute is like a wave of electronic pulse riveting sensation that electrifies the body in a current of complex riffs, collaborations of several different arts of music, along with compassionate vocals, compressing this album into one harmonic sequence of greatness. The Mars Volta are pushing all the limits of Progressive Rock Music.
by Chris April 21, 2005
"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015