muddy bootprint

Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.

He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Mundy Park

A place where all of the Dr. Charles Best Secondary students come in harmony to get high, or in hopes of jumping people. But better yet in the hopefull spirit of selling that " Ghanja " or that " Good Kush and Alcohol " this is also where the grade 9s of 2013 go to "fight" eachother and blaze because 98% of them are fucking idiots. Except Edward, that kids cool.

Guy 1; " Hey, wanna go to Mundy Park during 3rd period? "

Guy 2; " No the grade 9s are there during 3rd period. "

Guy 3; " There was probably another 6 on 1 fight. "

Guy 4; " TOOOOOOOOO CABEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! "

by BestKids October 11, 2013

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

Muddy Cup

Styrofoam cup filled with purple drank.

Keep that crys, pass me a muddy cup!

by Bryan Donton July 16, 2009

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011