Buffy Muffy

A Bald, smooth pussy

Jessica had a buffy muffy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Collin Muffy

A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.

This kid is a Collin Muffy !
exapmle 2: Bro that one kid is a muffy

by Mrs. Flanigan September 23, 2020

Stuffy muffy

Adj. A word to describe ones groin after over exerting oneself. Leaving behind a stuffy, sweaty and smelly muff. Usually referring to the female gusset.

Example:

“My goodness, Doreen that bingo hall was sweltering..... it’s left me with a right stuffy muffy”

by Greenlly February 13, 2021

A muffy dickpherson

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009