muffgate

A muffgate is the sound a vagina makes when a fart rolls from the anus to the front of the vagina causing a muffled sound.

Sabrina I just muffgated.

by Dee Oh Gee April 21, 2016

Muffcabbage

According to southpark....
It's a jersey thing.
It's an insult and depending on context it could mean a vagina, slut, hore, trash , trashy hore

You f***ing muffcabbage!

by jksp October 21, 2010

muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

muffcabbage

An insult, made up by the people of New Jersey. It is calling you a dirty vagina. A muff is a vagina and cabbage is..cabbage. Therefore, it is either a dirty vagina or a vagina with cabbage in it.

You've got cabbage in your muff you muffcabbage!

by Rxmcr December 14, 2010

Muffla cake

A muffin with a jaffa cake stuffed inside

Can I have a taste of your muffla cake

by Digital vibes November 12, 2016

Muffia

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

muffrark

a bloody hairy nasty old grandma pussy/muff

Damn! Shes got herself a serious case of the muffrark

by Stefan Grant May 9, 2006