butt mud

slang term for s**t

dale winton likes to eat butt mud

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

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Mud Button

Another phrase for anus.

"I ate way too many peanuts last night and this morning my crap came out sideways and ripped up my Mud button."

by Norge April 8, 2005

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mud butterfly

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

by Emu eggs November 2, 2020

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mud butter

Smoking your weed pipe backwards to get a hit off the resin in the front.

Having has weed in days lets mud butter the shit out of all my bowls!

by Muddybuddy February 6, 2015

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A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.

I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.

by 01101001110 September 26, 2023

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Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

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