beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

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bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

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swap meet

A place where people come to buy, sell and or trade various goods. You can find all kinds of goods at these types of places including electronics, clothes, furniture and so on. Similar to a flea market.

"I jacked a VCR from the swap meat last week."

"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over

"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."

by IceWarm November 21, 2004

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meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

by mk2014 April 18, 2014

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Open meeting

When people aren't in a relationship but are willing to engage in sexual activity with each other but also won't be bad if the other person has sexual activity that isn't them. Basically a pass to cheat.

She met Aaron but that's ok because we are open meeting.

by Aaron123c April 3, 2017

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