moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Porn-star Moustache

A type of moustache which resembles a side-ways C with the points pointing downwards. Sometimes it only points down slightly. However, it does not point down past the mouth. The moustache does not cover the Common with porn stars, and also associated with policemen from the 70's. (see Beastie Boys music video for "Sabotage")

Why do all the cops in these old movies have Porn-star Moustache?

by Troy-S May 30, 2006

Moustache

The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.

Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!

by TMMS November 2, 2010

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009

Moustache Friday

Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. Drinking and fingering horny girls with moustache lust is guaranteed for all who have the balls to sport a moustache for this occasion.

I can't believe how many chicks I fingered on Moustache Friday!

by Ima Witch July 30, 2009

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

by Anonymous September 4, 2003