moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

Moosey Poosey

Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).

Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!

by vajuice June 3, 2019

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

by Moo-gang February 11, 2021

Moosky

Moosky is a cool honest person that’s funny asf , u weirdos need to like her for her an not her body u FUCKINH ingrates

I love u moo

Moosky Cool, Funny, got bars, abuses eldery women

Astonishing

by Bill boberson May 9, 2021

Moosted

Literally anything to do with a moose and a boosted car

Yo look at that moosted Toyota Celiac. That some real moose built work

by Economybear October 13, 2021

Mooshy-peen

a soft and squishy penis

"did you have sex with him?"
''No he had a mooshy-peen"

by 004Jk57 December 30, 2021

junction monsty

A buddy who tends to go to the junction to stoop with the buddies. Rhombus.

buddy 1: yo, rhombus?
buddy 2: what up, monsty?
buddy 1: I don’t know man you’re just the junction monsty.

buddy 2: thanks man

by juulgodcuz April 1, 2019