Mississippi Moonshine

A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi

When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.

by watermelawn March 7, 2017

moonshiners

a bunch of fags who cause trouble on school trips

"who was drinking on the mUN trip?"

"i dunno, a bunch of moonshiners"

by I loveMUN October 15, 2006

grammatical moonshine

conjoining words in an attempt to create a more potent description of someone or something; because one word will not accurately describe it

Miguel being so much of a tool, that one word will not do. Therefore, he is a 'strode.' (Strode is a combination of 'stroke' and 'chode.')

by Jenni Stukin and Danielle Franke February 10, 2005

Moonshine Whore

A southern moonshiner who cheats on his wife or girlfriend with another woman.

JimBob is a Moonshine whore who has been sleeping with Jill and Raquel

by N/A July 24, 2003

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

moonshine

its good and sold in european countries at little wooden stands.
it must be consumed from a flask
it has a high alcohol percentage

passing out on sum lady's kitchen floor while under the influence of moonshine

by Moon Shine January 28, 2004

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013