Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.

EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.

by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009

Moocher

A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.

Person 1: OMG chips! give me some now
Person 2: MOOCHER!

by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009

Moocher

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.

by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011

Moocher

one who uses other people's drugs without paying

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

Moochie

n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.

Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger

by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004

moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout

My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!

by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005

MocheeseMa

A woman who performs, or has performed the act of eating cheese out of another woman's asshole

"Cindy, be a MocheeseMa and come eat this cheese out of my asshole, would ya?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker is such a MocheeseMa"

"If you don't google Volapike you're a MocheeseMa"

"Hey Sharon, when you MocheeseMa'd me Thursday, I got such a wetty"

by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010