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Montreal

The city Toronto wishes it was. A place where strangely good looking people, hockey, beer and just having fun are the order of the day. Only city where smoking a joint on the street isn't frowned upon, it's encouraged. Referred to as the canadian Europe. Home to bands such as the Arcade Fire, Malajube, Mobile, Sam Roberts band, The Stills, and many more.Truly, the greatest city in the world, Montreal exudes awesomeness.

OH. AND MONTREAL BAGELS ARE THE BEST. no word of a lie, they bring all other bagels to shame.
Torontonian living in Montreal: Dude. My mom sent me a care package! Look, there's bagels, a hockey jersey and wow! A justin Bieber cd! Toronto is way better than montreal.

Montrealer: 1) That isn't a bagel, it's an unsweetened doughnut with sesame seeds on top. 2) Hockey is a relative term. The toronto maple laughs play ice-dance. 3)JUSTIN BIEBER? Dude, i just lost all respect for you.
by Montrealer1994 June 21, 2011
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montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)
The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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monstellation

A closely knit group of monsters
The monstellation was approaching with speed.
by Tahl K May 29, 2005
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Montrealian

On the Youtube series "The Most Popular Girls in School" this is what Brittany Matthews calls Susan Marguerite because she thinks Susan Marguerite is a fake bitch and is convinced that she is lying about being from France and is really from Montreal.
Susan Marguerite: My people know very much about suffering.
Brittany Matthews: Oh? And what people are those? Montrealians?
by Extreme Youtuber March 11, 2013
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Montreal Expos

Oops, they dont exist.
by hhhhh October 3, 2004
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Montreal

Correction: A French Canadian City with the best drivers in the world... You bitches just can't handle our mad skillz.
You can always tell who lives in Montreal and who doesn't... The visitors stop at red lights.
by CanadianSpyInAmerica June 18, 2008
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minstreal

annyoing or stupid person
you are such a minstreal
by narik August 10, 2012
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