manstacked

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff

I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack

by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013

Stink Mustache

The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.

Hey man, what's the matter?

That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

Quick Mustache

The residue left after a Dirty Sanchez on the upper lip of the receiver, wich resembles the deposit on someone's upper lip after downing a big glass of Quick Chocolate Milk.

You dont believe me that Sonia got Dirty Sanchezed last night?!!! Look at her, you can still see her Quick Mustache !!!

by Cart + Meuv August 28, 2009

Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)

Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011