Mohammed

Mohammed is a loving guy for 8 months and then will say he isn’t ready for a relationship when you were engaged with him and loved him he doesn’t take anything seriously and always is addicted to a video game called rocket league he has no time for girls because all he does is go to work and home and then doesn’t make time for you

Mohammed is a heartbreaker

by Truthteller3001 December 23, 2023

Mohammed

1) most popular name in the world, originating from Arabic
2) condensceningly used to refer to arabs/muslims by anti arabs due to the popularity of this name among muslims

- this is my friend Mohammed.

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.

"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Mohammed.

Mohammed is a sexiest and hottest man that you will ever meet. He is usually a savage and is very buff. If you try to roast him it will not go good for you. TRUST ME!!!!!

I really wish I was mohammed.

by Tipicallolz January 10, 2018

[Mohammed]

The last prophet of Allah(god). The most honest and greatest person in the universe ever.

Mohammed is the greatest person ever in the history.

by sanbook September 28, 2008

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Mohammed Avdol

A core ally in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 3; Stardust Crusaders. He is known for being the stand user for Magician's Red and is also known in the meme community for his whacky english pronunciations. He sadly dies in episode 42 of Stardust Crusaders by the stand Cream but is briefly mentioned in the next episodes/parts.

Polnareff: Mohammed Avdol!
Avdol: Yes, I am!

by TypicalJoJoFan March 21, 2020