moggie

What Cat Enthusiasts* call Cats in a vain attempt to humanize them.

*Lonely lonely people, a cat cannot fill the void. Admit it, you want a child.

"I don't even want children, my Moggies and I are perfectly happy, sure I cry a lot, and i hate when people talk about marriage, but I'm happy with myself and that's all that matters"

by Happelshmatz September 4, 2005

mosie

a large hairy elephant that eats pineapples out of dicks

she was sucking his mosie to tame her wildness

by blackunicornerr December 5, 2016

shinsei moggie

A fat bastard wannabe and God knows how
that piece of shit could get a decent
girlfriend. Likes oriental girls but
can't get that in a millions years.

shinsei moggie is fugly cause his diet
is shit on shit and other gross things
a moggie would eat.

by go to hell January 11, 2003

Moggie

another name for a cigarette. It is pronounced Mo gee .

I am nervous and I need to smoke a moggie.

by john in the OC February 7, 2008

Moosie

Having the appearance of being drunk or actually being drunk.

Jon: *falls down laughing*

Bob: Jon you're so moosie right now.

Jon: Ha ha i know

by Laxbroski59 April 28, 2011

moggiedon

A cat acting as a sedative for humans.

When a cat curls up on your lap or chest and you don't want to disturb it, staying still and the warm vibe the cat gives off, cause you to fall asleep.
"Get off me cat! I have things to do, I don't need a Moggiedon"

by imadufus72 August 29, 2007

Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"

Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!

by Sudoer October 25, 2010