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matsching

To look over and read a person's text messages while they are unaware of you seeing them. Considered very annoying to most people and an invasion to their privacy. Similar to eavesdropping.
Dude, you are matsching on me right now and I dont appreciate it. Knock it the fuck off.
by fershnigglenawhif July 2, 2011
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Meatscapade

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority
A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.
by philasaurus December 20, 2012
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Matsa

She is a girl who would always make you smile. She might seem shy at first when you just got around her, but as you get closer to her, she is really funny and nice. She cares about everyone and is also very cute. Her dressing style is really unique yet beautiful. She is a very great girlfriend to have. She is very loyal and would do the best she can just for you. She prepares surprises and always sticks around you.
"Look at Matsa over there with her friends!" she said. "Yeah, I know, I always wanted to be her best friend," Tay said.
by lol_trustme February 16, 2019
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Matswai

pronounced Ma'ts-why
Setswana/Sotho/Sepedi word “salts” meaning being sexually frustrated
winter is almost here and im going to be having matswai
by proudlysouthafricanboet March 1, 2020
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matsuphobic

the best mutual to ever exist <33 rly rly sweet and amazing AND FUNNY ASF TOO SO LIKE SHEEEHHH
do you like matsuphobic”
“no.”
“die then mf u missin out broski 😫🙏🏼“
by peenuslol March 25, 2021
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Matsuphobic

Probably my favorite tiktok mutual, very swag
"Hey, do you follow Matsuphobic"
"No?"
"Damn you missing out"
by ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ March 26, 2021
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Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.
I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.
by borky June 1, 2015
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