Moaning

Moaning is the act of a girl expressing there pleasure of the guy most likely at the back shoving there dick inside the girl to make the moaning.

Key: oh I bet you like that little bitch
Alexis: ughh oh ugh (Moaning) yes daddy ugh
Key: ill never stop ohhhh yeahhhh

by PussieEater 445 November 4, 2019

moaning myrtle

Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse

"I wish that moaning myrtle would shut up it's half past 2 and she's still out on the street

by Sara is short December 18, 2005

Vaginal Moanings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.

Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.

by John Wesley February 6, 2008

mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

morping

When you take someone's keys and use them to steal their car

While Damien wasn't looking I morped his car and drove to Wendy's
My friend got drunk so I went morping in his car all over town

by Pooner123 August 27, 2009

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.

by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008