Eyota, MN

A very small town SE of Rochester, MN with a population of around 1700 people. recreation in the town usually consists of disc golf, pot, and alcohol. There is One high school in the town made up of an extremely non-diverse group of students. the town really seems to have a knack for nothing changing and going absolutely no where. this small town has a large dependence on rochester; most parents work at IBM or Mayo Clinic. most youth claim that there is nothing to do and often head to rochester in hopes of finding something to occupy the extreme amounts of free time. In the end the town is largely ignored, having nothing in it worth while.

Where are you from?" "Eyota, MN" "What's yota?" "It's a town." "oh. never heard of it..."

by trinketmaster69 February 26, 2011

Skibidi Bap Mn Dada

A meme, that is usually followed by an explosion of a large radius or a mere mouth stimulated explosion.

Friend: And then... And then he was like SKIBIDI BAP MN DADA (explodes) and he turned himself into a pickle!
Me: That's so pog man.

by CinkBeast January 25, 2021

Austin, Mn 2019

Austin, Mn was a great happy place through 2000-2018. Everyone had their best momments through out the years back then. No fake friends, no gangs, laughter, a amazing experience but till 2019 came. A gun threat at EMS and lots of fights happening. AHS doing drugs. But lets just say that we need to grow up with our act and now dont be teaching elementary students how to do stuff like those. Austin, mn can sometimes not be safe to live at.

Guy: are you moving to Austin, Mn 2019 ?
His homie: yikes idk yet i heard its dangerous
Guy: omm buh ill have to let it to my mom

by A guy periyat October 28, 2019

Winona, MN

A small town in the southern part of Minnesota home to Saint Mary's University and Winona State. The biggest shit hole of a town, where college kids run everything. Where 15 dollars can last you a weekend.

Brad: Man wanna go to Winona, MN
Tom: Why its such a shit hole?

by Minny09 February 4, 2010

Savage, MN

Located south of St. Paul in Minnesota next to Burnsville. Don't take its name too seriously, most people who live there are white and quite cringy.

White person: Savage, MN is so much better than your lame town *dabs*
Other person: You need to stop

by Memeing101 November 26, 2016

Lakeville, MN

This is a town that is 20 minutes away from civilization. It is a 3rd ring suburb of Minneapolis meaning that it has just as many stupid annoying prep snobs who pompously think they're better than the rest of the world as Edina has. The only difference is they're now being mixed in with Rednecks and the state's supply of Meth-heads. This city has surprisingly few lakes for a town called LAKEville (I've only seen one maybe 2 there) and no matter where you are everywhere you could possibly want to be is inconveniently far away.

Minnesotan 1:Did you see all those woodticks?
Minnesotan 2:Yeah, we drove through Lakeville, MN.

by j3wman April 22, 2009

Saint Paul, MN

A town who's roads don't make any sense unless you're loaded on LSD. The stinking arm pit of Minneapolis.

I'd meet you in Saint Paul but I don't want to have to take another shower when I get back home.

by Minneapolis Joe October 28, 2004