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One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.
You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”
by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021
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Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.
Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim
by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010
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Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.
John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!
by Chocoboi March 22, 2020
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missed high five

When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.
Bob: i just won £1000000000

Rob: Missed high five!
by booooooob January 24, 2007
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missue

an issue or problem that a man expresses, usually to his girlfriend
He's got a missue about me going out with the girls tonight.
by Littles January 14, 2007
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Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
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Missed The Bus

When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.

Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.

Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
by emdods536 January 26, 2009
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