Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

Miser-Dick

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.

Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

by urban sam June 30, 2007

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.

That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.

by LRRS October 16, 2006

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010