maintenance man

A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.

Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.

by Smooth Operator March 1, 2006

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mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

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Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009

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Miltenberg

There is this little town on the Main River located in the region of Franconia Germany, That is called Miltenberg. The locals refer to it as the "Pearl of the Main." It's pretty, it's romantic & well known for it's local beer called "Fist Beer" (Faust Bier) Plus; It's done up in the old Bavarian style called Fachwerk. (pronounced Fock -Verk) Every year they throw a hoe-down called the Michaelismesse. A local 2 week party in the end of August that is similar to a U.S. state or county fair just done German style.

Franconia Miltenberg

by Americangoneabroad December 15, 2010

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