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Michigan

The high five of America!

If some one asks you where your from and you live in Michigan you hold up your hand and just point it out
"I'm freezing my ass off but at least I live in the high five of America!"

Floridian: "Where are you from in Michigan ?"
Michigander: holds up hand, and points "Well yall, right about here, how bout you?"
Floridian: Whips out dick "right near the tip"
by Brittvj January 4, 2009
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manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.
Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?
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Birmingham, Michigan

Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.

The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.

Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.

Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.

Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.

Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.
Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?
by ResidentOfBirmingham July 20, 2011
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william minchom

The chuck Norris of sleeping with women. He knows not what it feels like to be a virgin however he knows what a virgin feels like. Every woman lusts for him to arrive in their bed, which happens at least once in every woman's lifetime.
If I had 100% of the girls in existence, I would still have less babes than william minchom
by The Beast Of Lancashire November 4, 2014
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Michigan Warrior

being owned beyond beleif

a poll being 99% or more one sided

being very stupid

incorret meaning/usage of the word floored
Yo Jimmy, you've just pulled a Michigan Warrior, how the fook was that guy floored??
by frogjenkins September 8, 2010
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miching

n (obviously Irish school slang of the 1910s): staying away from school without permission, playing hookey, playing truant.Eg.: We often planned a miching for the whole day if we did not want to do our preparations for the classes.
With Leo Dillon and a boy named Mahony I planned a day's miching. (James Joyce: Dubliners, Penguin Books, 1998, p.20).
by Petyush March 27, 2005
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Manchild Drink

I'd like to order a Manchild drink please.
by Fatmatt January 5, 2014
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