Milftary

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010

Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.

Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Miptard

Miptard is a retarded midget

David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop

by Detcare December 28, 2018

Rookie Mistake

Trying to steal on Yadier Molina

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake

by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021

Mistake

Jake Paul

Person: so what’s your biggest mistake

Jack Paul’s parents: umm...... let’s not take about it

by :):):( November 13, 2018

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

A braindead quote from a braindead minecraft "youtube shortist" who told their braindead fans to spread it all across YouTube.

Cody: "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨"
Matthew: What the fuck are you saying?

by wrennywrenjywren January 16, 2022

MIATA

Make It A Topless Afternoon

yo miata

by YaBoiJeoff May 4, 2018