Midge

A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.

Man, that midge is on fire.

by Wwled September 7, 2016

dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge

by Venox2 July 9, 2021

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midging out

Missing out

Yo bro, you just been midging out right now

by Ayve July 29, 2025