Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.

Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will

"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"

by pierceishere May 25, 2019

Microwave Mac and Cheesing

The act of microwaving a mac and cheese bowl to eat for dinner.

Oh man, Alec Evons was really Microwave Mac and Cheesing my asshole last night. Fuck you Tegan.

by mommymilkers42069 November 18, 2021

Miroslav

the smart one. he will love you to the moon and back. you are lucky if you have a boyfriend named Miroslav.

Someone: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Me: Ofc, I do. I met Miroslav yesterday… And it was love at first sight.

by claire dunphy November 22, 2021

post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.

"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Frisky Miroslav

loves to eat lads... bums, munches middle-aged womens shoulders, shag stinking spicers from towns Northumberland Street.

oooo Frisky Miroslav is staring at that Primary School again...

by fortniteboyo January 20, 2019