Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 3, 2008

Micronoob

An idiot who uses Microsoft software to the death.

Person 1: Hey dude. Windows 7 is the sex.
Person 2: Holy shit dude you're such a Micronoob.

by Luke Carrier December 3, 2009

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

microconidia

(n). The powerhouse of the cell

The microconidia is the powerhouse of the cell

by Desiderius Erasmus December 18, 2017