angry mechanic

a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.

she had the nerve to pass out butt naked midway through sex, I gave her the angry mechanic.

by delltron June 30, 2011

Methanie

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.

- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD

by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Mechanical Digger

A slang term for a nigger.

That is one black mechanical digger.

by dirty cunt January 5, 2008

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

by kage1330 February 5, 2021

bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010