massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012

messiming

facebook im-ing and messaging at the SAME time!!! ...a scandelous form of communication.

jacob and delaney are currently messiming each other...ooo la la!

by smitty jones May 18, 2008

messing a boot

Messing around about to get hurt

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends

by Eddymoney00916 May 23, 2022

Messing with you May

Just like April Fools. It's on the first day of May.

"Too bad April Fools is over."
"There is always Messing With You May."

by typicalstuff November 2, 2022

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015