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Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021
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Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016
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Hobo Merch

I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!
by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019
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Tap in merchant

A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who can’t dribble , can’t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.
A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think he’s better than Mbappe

B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.
by Sir Alex . October 11, 2021
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Potions Merchant

Beware the potions merchant for he is a wiley one
by Zol Wizard August 9, 2010
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to MENSCH

TO MENSCH is to make a statement while inaccurately quoting.to make a totally unfounded accusation without fear of libel

named after UK MP louise mensch who refused to repeat a false accusation MISQUOTING piers morgan from his book
whilst hidden behind parliamentary privilege
example. that's a total mensch
your mensching my words and you feel safe in doing so
now your resorting to mensch
by scotinusa July 21, 2011
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penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant
by soepicchill July 19, 2023
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