merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS

So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.

by McCargo January 15, 2009

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

merrelli

hot, Italian sportscar that goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat.

I love driving my Merrelli on the freeway.

by mimi62181 February 7, 2010

Merrative

The wedding of 'meta' and 'narrative'. The story behind or as the backdrop of a story. The master story. The whole story. The meta-narrative.

The speaker's story wasn't fully understood until she shared the merrative with the audience.

by herbybell March 21, 2010

Meetra

Unique name, for a unique person (female), name is normally associated with mixed race people therefore expect big hair, colored eyes, tanned skin etc.. personality wise thats expected with this name normally are things like being energetic, lively, hilarious and generally amazing people. 'loves life'

bum peng skin curly hair meetra

by fleebrown September 30, 2011

Meerkating

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.

There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017