meanderthal

Noun
1. An incredibly slow person.

2. Someone who walks or drives erratically and very slowly.

Look at that guy. Going 45 in the left lane. He's such a meanderthal.

by JHockeyWhat? May 20, 2014

meanderthal

a person who meanders through a parking lot or cross walk oblivious to the car or cars that are waiting for him

Oh no, looks like we'll have to wait for this meanderthal....

by kitchen patrol June 8, 2015

Manderson

The act of trolling a post for no reason while sexually pleasuring yourself to pictures of your mother eating cheese.

I thought the guy was alright, but then he mandersoned in front of me.

by Elliemental July 27, 2017

Meanderthal

Noun. A driver on the highway who just kind of meanders around like they're lost, unable to choose a lane or a steady speed.

Look at this guy, driving around like he's completely lost. What a meanderthal!

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

Meanderthal

A meanderthal is a person with a primitive sense of direction or courtesy. These people are commonly found as pedestrians as well as drivers, typically fond of the Prius, making frequent visits to places such as Wal-Mart and Starbucks.

"We'll get there as soon as this meanderthal finishes crossing the street."

by QwertyQuarter July 2, 2019

Meanderthal

One who meanders aimlessly

The wandered. They loved. They were meanderthals that night.

by Mrangryoctopus July 13, 2019

Meanderling

The laziest of all the Zerg. Not pictured here because it couldn't be bothered to show up

A term coined by WinterStarcraft in his Bronze League Heroes episode 200 video at the 13:55 mark.

"Why don't we have a picture of this type of Zerg?"

"Well, no one has ever seen it. It's basically a Meanderling"

by CrispyNougat February 17, 2022