mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

Matzo Musa

A rich Jewish guy

Did you hear how much money he has?
He is such a Matzo Musa

by Darkalleyhobo April 23, 2024

matroskin

devil cat

matroskin : I want to kill dina gur

by dinahaternumber1 January 12, 2025

matosing

\mə-tos-ing\ (ma-TOE-sing)

A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.

Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."

Jane was matosing again during dinner, complaining about everything from the food to the music

by MissTerryUsManInBlack May 30, 2025

sawdy matzoh balls

to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".

Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!

by Brite Yellow Hottie August 18, 2009