by Jasonbasinmason July 01, 2020
an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc
by nasty mattress September 25, 2016
by Abdul Um Bongo February 23, 2009
by Fingers9705 October 18, 2008
Going to war with a rival clan or family. Used in the mafia. Its when a mafia family sends someone out to get someone apartments and some mattresses for the soldiers of the family to sleep on while they hide out in saftey, waiting for a call to do something.
Sonnys thinkin' about going to the mattresses already.
by Patrick Palombo October 12, 2006
An Air Force slut. Particularly used by personnel from other branches of the US armed forces for a female airman who has sex with a lot of people from other branches of the armed forces.
by ex-phase-shark December 04, 2007
The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.
"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
by Daniel C., Esq. April 12, 2008