Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason July 01, 2020
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nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc
my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty
by nasty mattress September 25, 2016
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Wog Mattress

A causcasian female who sleeps with a chap of Asian or African origin.
'Get out of the way, you smelly wog mattress.'
by Abdul Um Bongo February 23, 2009
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Mattress Back

When a woman does not get off her back. Constantly has sex.
Marie fucks everyone. She's a mattress back
by Fingers9705 October 18, 2008
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going to the mattresses

Going to war with a rival clan or family. Used in the mafia. Its when a mafia family sends someone out to get someone apartments and some mattresses for the soldiers of the family to sleep on while they hide out in saftey, waiting for a call to do something.
Sonnys thinkin' about going to the mattresses already.
by Patrick Palombo October 12, 2006
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air mattress

An Air Force slut. Particularly used by personnel from other branches of the US armed forces for a female airman who has sex with a lot of people from other branches of the armed forces.
SSgt Slatternly did a train of 15 Marines last weekend!

What a fuckin' air mattress!
by ex-phase-shark December 04, 2007
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mattress surfing

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.
"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
by Daniel C., Esq. April 12, 2008
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