Mateo

The most sweetest and caring male you will ever approach. His sense of humor is so loveable and so is he. Mateo always tends to look out for others and will try to cheer them up no matter what. He's also very mature yet childlike but knows how to handle problems and difficult situations when the time comes around. Mateo's voice is always very attractive in all ways possible.

Person 1: I sure do love Mateo!

Person 2: Yeah.. I really don't understand how he can dislike himself.
Person 1: I want to be just like him!

by aeesthetixx ♡ March 15, 2020

mastodon

great unholy weilders of the... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!

"if you make out here i will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a.... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!" -mastodon

by Shaka-zulu October 8, 2008

Mactown

Slang name for Macon, Georgia.

I was born in Columbus, Georgia but grew up in Mactown.

by Hannah March Campbell April 24, 2006

Dorothy Mantooth

a lovely older woman who is also matriarch of the Mantooth clan. A sweet and gentle elderly lady, who's charm is only exceeded by her class. A notorious fan of seafood dinners.

"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"

by Screaming Indeceny January 10, 2009

Mantoe

When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.

Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.

by imbadinnv August 28, 2005

Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

by Mr m December 18, 2013